catswithbenefits:

the first caterpillar to turn into a butterfly must of been like YOOOOOOOOO

svvords:

svvords:

are you kidding why would you name your child Olga or Helga like that sounds like a fat lunch lady’s name

someone named Helga just unfollowed me

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

vocaroo:

if you ever hurt an animal on purpose you’re a fucking piece of shit

nocavane:

loveabovelooks:

this is legitimately the most embarrassing picture i have seen ever in my life

she must have sneezed or laughed before this picture was taken

zubat:

ahhh gosh dang it *mops sweat from brow* jesus christ *slumps in chair* ughhahhugh *clutches chest* I can’t take a good selfie

yzma:

pull the lever kronk

babyferaligator:

I would pay atleast 3 cows for a cute boy to kiss me

hitlersbreastmilk:

*pees on my crush to mark my territory*

christinahendricks:

dielife:

mood: the face chris evans makes when his picture is being taken at a red carpet event