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bcteria:

everything is a lie

bcteria:

everything is a lie

jetblueivy:

i hate this

jetblueivy:

i hate this

man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

cockmeats:

be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse than feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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existentialismandmakeup:

miikachu:

onlylolgifs:

High Five New York

See? Now this is a prank. Something silly and good intentioned and actually funny. Not groping poor, unsuspecting girls.

surprisebitch:

when your parents force you to go somewhere with them and when you arrive there, they start asking you questions like “are you okay?” “what’s wrong?” and tell you ridiculous things like “can you at least smile or not look bored” “can you try to enjoy?” “stop sulking and talk”

me:

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terrakion:

i was watching steven universe and i noticed a familiar face in one of steven’s toys

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who is responsible for this

hazeleyed1:

imsoshive:

The longer video of ol’ boy killin it!

Go awf!